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Cheaper Than Therapy - Funny Modern Cross Stitch Pattern by Room for Calm

Cheaper Than Therapy - Funny Modern Cross Stitch Pattern by Room for Calm

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Settle in for some stitching therapy with this fun and relatable cross stitch pattern that comes in two versions: "Cross stitch is cheaper than therapy," and one with a footnote of "just ignore my stash." Whether you're feeling earnest about the therapeutic qualities of your craft, or cheeky about the true cost of your ever-growing floss and fabric collection, you'll love relaxing with this small and soothing project. 

This pattern is beginner to intermediate level, with full cross stitches and a small amount of backstitching.

Design details:

  • 997 total stitches (67w x 70h) 
  • Fits in a 6" hoop on 14-count Aida
  • Calls for 9 DMC threads
  • Estimated stitching time: 7-14 hours

Pattern features you'll love:

  • Comes in two variations (choose your mood: sincere or snarky)
  • Each variation comes in both color and B&W versions (including plain color blocks)
  • PDF can be viewed on any device or printed on a single page
  • Color key directly below the pattern for easy reference

New to cross stitch or need a refresh? No problem! Your purchase also includes a PDF Beginner's Guide to Cross Stitch.

Once you complete your purchase, a download link for your files will be sent to your email.

Please note that this is a digital PDF pattern only and does not include any physical items. If you'd like the pattern and supplies sent to you, you can buy this design as a kit.

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Room for Calm patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, reproduced, or distributed in any fashion.

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