Room for Calm
Cheaper Than Therapy - Funny Modern Cross Stitch Pattern by Room for Calm
Cheaper Than Therapy - Funny Modern Cross Stitch Pattern by Room for Calm
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Settle in for some stitching therapy with this fun and relatable cross stitch pattern that comes in two versions: "Cross stitch is cheaper than therapy," and one with a footnote of "just ignore my stash." Whether you're feeling earnest about the therapeutic qualities of your craft, or cheeky about the true cost of your ever-growing floss and fabric collection, you'll love relaxing with this small and soothing project.
This pattern is beginner to intermediate level, with full cross stitches and a small amount of backstitching.
Design details:
- 997 total stitches (67w x 70h)
- Fits in a 6" hoop on 14-count Aida
- Calls for 9 DMC threads
- Estimated stitching time: 7-14 hours
Pattern features you'll love:
- Comes in two variations (choose your mood: sincere or snarky)
- Each variation comes in both color and B&W versions (including plain color blocks)
- PDF can be viewed on any device or printed on a single page
- Color key directly below the pattern for easy reference
New to cross stitch or need a refresh? No problem! Your purchase also includes a PDF Beginner's Guide to Cross Stitch.
Once you complete your purchase, a download link for your files will be sent to your email.
Please note that this is a digital PDF pattern only and does not include any physical items. If you'd like the pattern and supplies sent to you, you can buy this design as a kit.
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Room for Calm patterns are for personal use only and may not be resold, reproduced, or distributed in any fashion.
